Processing the grief of Orlando can leave one, especially me, feeling overwhelmed and bewildered.
I decided that a diversion would be in order. A diversion that is fun and has humor would be good. A diversion that could hold my attention yet leave me with enlightenment.
Vodka! That’s it, Vodka would be a great diversion!
You’re welcome for this valuable PSA.
What do you expect? I’m sober. I ain’t gonna drink it.
Fearsome Beard 
Vodka — is there nothing it can’t do?
I know vodka tastes mighty good in a cosmo or a chocolate martini!
When it got to vodka helps with poison ivy I thought:
“Yeah, I’d be so drunk I wouldn’t notice the itch.”
I’m more of a gin person.
How fascinating! I like the notion of spraying it on to repel bugs – and everyone else for that matter.
Careful not to spray it on before driving….