‘Trimming’ needn’t necessarily mean ‘shortening’, as I think is what you’re maybe against. Well. shortening only by the tiniest bit, but the intention being to make it look a bit more acceptably ‘tidy’. If I misread you into now thinking that you’re okay with looking looking ‘scruffy’ when you’re not, then I’m sorry for MY error. 😉
Fearsome Beard 
He needs a trim.
…never ever trim! Trim is a four letter word!
Like Dr Spo, my initial thought too was that it/he might need a bit of a tidy-up – or perhaps not? Who cares, when he definitely catches my eye?
We here at Fearsome Beard do not believe in trimming. We appreciate your who cares attitude.
‘Trimming’ needn’t necessarily mean ‘shortening’, as I think is what you’re maybe against. Well. shortening only by the tiniest bit, but the intention being to make it look a bit more acceptably ‘tidy’. If I misread you into now thinking that you’re okay with looking looking ‘scruffy’ when you’re not, then I’m sorry for MY error. 😉
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Wow! (We do miss your drooling emojis)
Can I RIDE next?! 🤗
Why yes you can!