I think the contraption is for hockey players, maybe baseball players, or participants in some other hazardous athletic activities involving fast moving objects flying through the air at a risky height. I think one could find this exotic garment by venturing into the super butch department of the sports attire store. I wouldn’t know from personal experience, of course. Just a wild guess. 🤷♂️ 😉
Fearsome Beard 
I definitely want to play with the delicious, hairy Matthew Lister. Yum!
Matthew Lister? Thanks I’ll look him up. I didn’t know who he was just found the photo I liked. He’s hot.
A beautiful man who is being 100% true to himself. Watch his “It Gets Better” interview. 😘😘
It gets better interview?
Where would I find this? Is he someone I should know?
I do agree he’s beautiful whomever he is.
Dear me I have never seen such a contraption.
I’d like to help him take it off!
I think the contraption is for hockey players, maybe baseball players, or participants in some other hazardous athletic activities involving fast moving objects flying through the air at a risky height. I think one could find this exotic garment by venturing into the super butch department of the sports attire store. I wouldn’t know from personal experience, of course. Just a wild guess. 🤷♂️ 😉
as I replied to UrSpo, I’d like to help him take it off!