So tell the truth. Do you just have some sort of big barn that if filled with all these amazing bearded men and that you take one out each day to play with and tease us, your faithful readers? Is that why this one is looking so longly at the sky, because you have kept him confined for so log?
Fearsome Beard 
So tell the truth. Do you just have some sort of big barn that if filled with all these amazing bearded men and that you take one out each day to play with and tease us, your faithful readers? Is that why this one is looking so longly at the sky, because you have kept him confined for so log?
His eyes are closed, are we not sure that he’s enjoying what may currently be happening to him?
Perhaps that moment just before he lunges forward and moans that moan we all love to hear?
Oh, that’s what you mean, my mind wandered elsewhere.
Better catch up with it before it wanders to far.
It’s like he’s just begging for me to glaze his beard with my high-fructose porn syrup.
High fructose or high protein.