Now THIS is one I could cheerfully lick ALL over (not neglecting his furry pits) before settling down to suck on his titties – and anything else which happens to be protruding!
Every now and again one comes across something or someone it’s futile to try to dismiss in one’s mind. Once encountered it’s lodged there for good. And such is he.
Fearsome Beard 
Oh, crap, I guess he doesn’t need rescuing then, those damn beaches.
Smart beaches.
Now THIS is one I could cheerfully lick ALL over (not neglecting his furry pits) before settling down to suck on his titties – and anything else which happens to be protruding!
RB, I would expect nothing less of you.
Every now and again one comes across something or someone it’s futile to try to dismiss in one’s mind. Once encountered it’s lodged there for good. And such is he.
He’s wearing too much clothes.
Damn clothes!
Is this a suit or a discreetly placed napkin?