Grow a Fucking Beard!

Look I’m not generally one to use what some consider profanity in a blog title but sometimes it’s appropriate.

Beards are great. Real Fucking Beards are even better!

I cannot fully explain what it’s like living with a Beard like Fearsome but I’ll try.

First off, Fearsome ain’t no regular trimmed and styled Beard. He’s a big Beard. A real Fucking Beard.

Fearsome Beard January 2019

Everyday I am am rewarded by the soft touch of Fearsome against my naked skin when I wake up. Yes during sleep I occasionally have to wake up to get him out from under me, out of an armpit or just to simply turn over, but it’s worth it.

Each morning I am blessed with the ritual of his care. The shampoo and conditioning feel wonderful between my fingers as his folicales untangle and lengthen. After blotting his frocks in a soft towel, I get to lovingly apply his leave in conditioner and massage in fragrant Beard oils. We finish with a thorough combing from roots to tips from side to side, front to back and under to outer. The rewards of such care are reaped every time a wind catches and lifts him over a shoulder, around behind my head and even when he lifts into my field of vision.

His movement is one of the greatest pleasures he brings me. I feel every turn of my head. We feel every breeze. He rests softly on my chest giving me a caressing touch even through the fabrics of my shirts. He is simply a divine gift.

He provides comedic relief at most all occasions and interactions. He’s quite social inviting most anyone into an easy conversation. He loves attention and making others smile. Why even at yoga as I am in downward dog he’s jokingly laying on the floor beneath me and can be found  mischievously obstructing my vision when in a headstand.

I cannot fully express my gratitude to the powers that gave me life and blessed me with the luxuriousness that is Fearsome Beard. I am grateful to myself for allowing him to blossom into the massive full Beard he has become. It has been more than 4 years since his last trim and he’s still growing longer day by day. There are no plans for any future trims either as that last one was a mistake from which we learned. Trimming does nothing but destroy the potential that any Beard has to become exceptional.

My advice to any man is to let it grow. Do not trim. Allow your Beard to become its potiential. Shampoo, condition and love your Beard.

Go ahead grow a Beard. Any Beard is worth growing and having. However if you’ve got a taste for adventure, grow a Fucking Beard.

ZZ Top Real Fucking Beards!

20 thoughts on “Grow a Fucking Beard!

  1. I like to encourage people to find the look that works for them. I love my short cropped beard, as you love your long one. As I’m sure others love their naked face. There’s room on the planet for all of us.

  2. Some men (and I do not exclude self) use a beard to hide encroaching wrinkles of age. On the evidence of above pic – one of your very best, btw – you’ve probably got none to hide.
    And as for “the soft touch of Fearsome against my naked skin”, well, ‘scuse me if I go and take a cold, COLD shower! 🙂

  3. I feel like I’ve wandered into an intimate situation that I have no business witnessing! Balder Half grows his out when we vacation, cruising or camping. I must say, though I like it, it ages him about ten to fifteen years. I’d let mine grow, but being female mine is a little sparse and scraggly, not to mention white. You and Fearsome are a handsome couple 🙂

  4. I have some friends who have beards, but do not look right with them. I think some guys pull the beard off better. Another friend of mine, a big lovable bear, has a huge beard and a handlebar mustache, like a Santa beard, and at his job was warned it was getting too big so he either had to shave, wayyyyyy back or remove it. He quit. Another friend of mine just featured him in a calendar he made with his costumes and photography. They were all dressed like mermen and placed in scenes around Asbury Park. My friend is one of the months sitting on a bar stool with his big tail hanging and his big huge beard, while holding a parasol above him. It’s precious.

  5. As I get older, I notice I want things low maintenance. I will go a few days without shaving, but that’s about it. I tried doing a goatee during the holiday season, but once Christmas was over I shaved it off.

    On the other hand, I know you and Fearsome could make Billy Gibbons jealous!

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