It’s amazing what beards can accomplish. I bet if he shaved he’d be no longer able to do that. Like Samson in the Bible when his hair was cut, but beards have more power than head hair
BTW I announced at work today that I’ve named my beard Robert. My coworkers think I’ve lost the plot. Later in the day one woman said to me “Hello Tony, and Robert”
Fearsome Beard 
can YOU do that? that guy is STRONG!
Naw, we can’t do that yet but Fearsome has me training!
So handsome AND so flexible! My imagination’s now working like the clappers.
It’s amazing what beards can accomplish. I bet if he shaved he’d be no longer able to do that. Like Samson in the Bible when his hair was cut, but beards have more power than head hair
BTW I announced at work today that I’ve named my beard Robert. My coworkers think I’ve lost the plot. Later in the day one woman said to me “Hello Tony, and Robert”
Great balance, strength and form.
I would totally break something…